There's two kinds of seagulls: he-gulls and she-gulls.
He-gulls like she-gulls and that's why there's seagulls.
There's two kinds of pythons: girl-thons and guy-thons.
Girl-thons like guy-thons and that's why there's pythons.
There's two kinds of wombats: Dad-bats and Mom-bats.
Dad-bats dig Mom-bats and that's why there's wombats.
And there's two kinds of squirrels: himmels and herrels.
Himmels are nuts about herrels and that's why there's squirrels.
Most creatures come in pairs. That's the way they mingle.
One kind only would be lonely. It takes two to tingle.
There's two kinds of penguins: lady-guins and men-guins.
Lady-guins flip for men-guins and that's why there's penguins.
There's two kinds of blackbirds: jill-birds and jack-birds.
Jill-birds thrill jack-birds and that's why there's blackbirds.
There's two kinds of lizards: herzards and hizards.
Herzards think hizards are wizards and that's why there's lizards.
There's two kinds of llamas: papas and mamas.
They wear different pajamas and that's why there's llamas.
Most creatures come in pairs. That's the way they mingle.
One kind only would be lonely. It takes two to tingle.
There's two kinds of peoples: he-puls and she-puls.
He-puls like she-puls. She-puls like he-puls.
And that's why there's me-puls, and you-puls,
And peoples.
