Chorus:
You're not allowed to chew gum in class
You're not allowed to chew gum in class
If you're chewing, get rid of it fast -
'Cause you're not allowed to chew gum in class
No candy or chips - or sodas to sip.
No snacking at all - in the classroom or hall
There's absolutely, positively, no gum
Chew, chew, chewing in class
No seeds and no nuts -
No ifs, ands or buts.....
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You may be wondering why it's not allow-wow-wow-wow-wowed
'Cause when you've got a wad of gum packed in your mouth
you look like a cud-chewing cow
Chorus
No candy or chips - or sodas to sip -
No snacking at all - in the classroom or hall
There's absolutely, positively, no gum chew, chew, chewing in class
It's so distracting to you and those a roun-oun-oun-oun-ound
When you're chewin' 'n chompin' 'n clickin' 'n poppin'
You're making such an ugly sound
Chorus
No seeds and no nuts - no ifs ands or buts.....
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