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Chorus:
I'm Funky the Skunky.
I'm Funky the Skunky.
I'm a cute little ball of dark black fur.
I don't bark and I don't purr.
You may see me play in the middle of the day
But my favorite time is night.
You can tell me by my stripe. It's white.
All right!
I've heard your jive, the things you say,
"You stink, you smell, go away!"
Holding your nose. (Peeyew!)
I deserve respect for my musky musk.
In the scent department, I'm highly developed.
Face it, maybe you're jealous.
I'm Funky the Skunky.
I'm Funky the Skunky.
(Oh, Funky the Skunky, tell us all what happened just the other day.)
I was walkin' on the sidewalk the other night,
Didn't want to be rude or impolite.
When "Here kitty, kitty," said this little kid, "Hug me kitty!"
So, I admit it, I did it, left the evidence. (A stinker!)
It was self-defense.
I'm Funky the Skunky.
I'm Funky the Skunky.
(Oh, Funky the Skunky, tell us all what happened at the symphony concert.)
I was out in the park. It was nice and dark
When I heard the symphony play.
I hid under a chair and was listenin' there
Until the music gave me a scare.
The 1812 Overture when. . .
(1812 Overture hear the cannon, sound effects)
Oops, I had an accident.
I'm Funky the Skunky.
I'm Funky the Skunky.
(Oh, Funky the Skunky, you can't help it if you have a glandular problem.)
How can we get along?
Well, listen up, my friend, I won't lead you wrong.
We can live peacefully. Here's the key, if you bump into me.
Just give me some space, a place to be.
You know what I mean?
And please don't scream.
This song is available on Rachel Sumner's Join the Parade! This song is also available as an Individual Song Download.
