My big sister
Gave me chicken pox
My big sister
Knocks over my blocks
My big sister got more birthday cake
My big sister gives me a headache
My little sister
Loves to tattletale
My little sister
Likes to whine and wail
My little sister yanks and pulls my hair
My little sister threw up on teddy bear.
CHORUS:
You know I love her, she's my best friend
You call her a name, I'll defend her to the end
But when she bothers me, I have a cardiac attack ack ack
Please, pretty please, can't you give her back?
My big brother
Call me, "Blockhead"
My big brother
Put a bug in my bed
My big brother always gets to go first
My big brother's from a wierd universe.
My little brother
Stole the cookie jar
My little brother
Plays on my guitar
My little brother's got to pick the video
My little brother's favorite word is "No!"
CHORUS:
You know I love him, he's my best friend
You call him a name, I'll defend him to the end
But when he bothers me, I have a cardiac attack ack ack
Please, pretty please, can't you give him back?
