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I drive my mommy crazy, 'cause I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy, yes I do
I drive my mommy crazy, 'cause I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy, boo hoo hoo.
My toes sit on the table when Mom says, "Time to eat."
My fork and spoon are drumsticks.
I pound a jungle beat.
"I want some milk with dinner. I'll do it. Let me pour."
I tip the carton over.
"There's a river on the floor!" "Oh-oh!
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Today's a new adventure. I do things by myself
I climb up on the counter to readh the highest shelf
I hold him with my fingers, take the top off honey bear
He's upside down. I squeeze him.
All the honey's everywhere! "Umm, good."
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I go play in my sandbox, a pile of dirt I dug
I carry in a handful and dump it on the rug
My Mom says, "Be a helper, pick up the living room."
I love to clean the mess up.
Hear the vacuum go zoom zoom."
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I scare the check out person at the grocery store.
"I am the king of beasties." I growl a lion's roar.
Now I am an airplane. Jump out the shopping cart.
"Of Mom, watch this. I'm flyin'.
I'm just kidding! (gasp) "Oh my heart!"
I drive my mommy crazy, 'cause I'm two
I drive my mommy crazy, yes I do
I drive my mommy crazy, 'cause I'm two
I drive my Mommy, Mom I love you!
