It was a strange road on a dark night,
When suddenly there was a flash of light.
And an old witch was standing there looking at me,
And then in the car seat at the baby.
And she said, "You're trespassing on my road.
I think I'm going to turn you into a couple of toads!"

But before I could say a single word,
This is what the witch and I heard.
The baby said, "Goo goo ga ga
and coochie, coochie coo."
And the old witch said, "Hey, that baby's cool.
You all go on ahead. I won't mess with you."
And we went on our way.

And we were singing
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo.
It's amazing what a little baby talk can do.
The old witch was singing and dancing too,
Saying, "Goo goo ga ga
and coochie, coochie coo."

It was the same night on that dark road.
We came to a bridge guarded by an old troll.
He shook his stick and he looked at me,
And then in the car seat at the baby.
And he said, "I'm a troll and I collect tolls,
To cross this bridge costs a lot of dough!"

But before I could say a single word,
This is what the troll and I heard.
The baby said, "Goo goo ga ga
and cootchie, cootchie coo."
And the old troll said, "Hey, that baby's cool.
I can tell than you're hip, just get on with your trip."
And we went over the bridge.

And we were singing
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo
The old troll was dancing and singing too.
It's amazing what a little baby talk can do.
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo.

That same night, just a little later,
We came to a crazy old alligator.
He had his knife and fork, and he looked at me,
And then in the car seat at the baby,
And he said, "Hey, you can't turn around and go back,
So I'm going to eat you for my midnight snack!"
But before I could say a single word,
This is what the gator and I heard:

Baby snores.

I started singing,
"Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo."
The baby was sleeping and snoring too.
It's amazing what a little baby talk can do.
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo."

Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo.
The witch and the troll were singing too.
The gator was still thinking what he should do.
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo.
Coochie, coochie coo.
Coochie, coochie coo.