Rapunzel got a Mohawk, a Mohawk, a Mohawk.
Rapunzel got a Mohawk haircut yesterday.
You won't be climbing her hair, her hair, her hair.
You won't be climbing her hair,
You'd better take the stairs.

The prince called Rapunzel and asked, "What's the matter?"
She said, "I've got a new do, you'd better bring a ladder."
You can take the story and turn it around,
Turn it inside out, turn it upside down.

And Gretel got a compass, a compass, a compass.
Gretel got a compass to find her way home.
She won't be dropping bread crumbs, bread crumbs, bread crumbs,
She won't be dropping bread crumbs,
She'll get home on her own.

The wolf wouldn't leave Red Riding Hood alone
So she called him up on the telephone.
She said, "Wolf?" and he said, "Whatty?"
"You'd better watch out 'cause I know karate."

Cinderella went to night school, to night school, to night school.
Cinderella went to night school for a college degree.
She runs a cleaning business, a business, a business.
Stepmother and her sisters
Are her employees.

If you don't like the ending you just turn it around,
Turn it inside out, turn it up side down.
Goldilocks met the Three Bears and now they're friends,
And they let her put radio collars on them.

Rapunzel got a Mohawk, a Mohawk, a Mohawk.
Rapunzel got a Mohawk haircut yesterday.
You won't be climbing her hair, her hair, her hair.
You won't be climbing her hair,
You'd better take the stairs.
You won't be climbing her hair,
You'd better take the stairs.