Beethoven's Wig is very big
Beethoven's wig is long and curly and it's white
Beethoven takes his wig off when he sleeps at night
Because it's big
It's very big
Beethoven's wig is big
It's really big
Beethoven's wig is heavy when he takes a walk
His wig is even bigger than the wig of Bach
It is tremendous it is stupendous
It is gigantic and titanic
Monumental and colossal
And enormous and humongous
Cause it's big it's really big
It's very big it's mighty big Beethoven's Wig
It's oh so wide you'll need a guide
To see each side it's really big
It's grandiose don't get too close you'll overdose
Because it's big. Big!
Beethoven's Wig is big!

It's stylish and it's handsome
It costs a small king's ransom
Five hundred bucks and then some
But the hair's so long and flowing
That the wig seems like it's growing
And it keeps his face from showing
Poor Beethoven's wig needs mowing
Cause Beethoven's wig is big

Beethoven's wig is very big it's oh so big
It's filled with goo it's such a problem to shampoo
It's really very, very big
Beethoven's wig is very big, it's awful big
It's such a mess it even has it's own address
Beethoven's wig
It's such a mop he should stop at the barbershop
It's way too big
His mother called she said he would look better bald
Because it's big it's very big. Beethoven's wig!